Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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