spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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