matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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