i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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