Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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