none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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