We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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