and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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