Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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