i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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