forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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