that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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