Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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