oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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