Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have already put on my inside pants.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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