Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
