Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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