Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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