And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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