i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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