I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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