we're blogging at a bar
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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