i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That's intense
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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