That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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