Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
