ya dads aren't the best wingmen
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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