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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Your cock deserves a montage
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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