$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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