Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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