Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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