; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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