scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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