...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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