Pappa wants mamma naked
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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