You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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