You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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