the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
