you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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