that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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