Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you like me you must not know who I am
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You need Xanax blowdarts
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
This is my gift to your gina
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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