their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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