fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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