It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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