No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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