she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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