I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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