Are we in a gay sports bar?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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