it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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