You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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