Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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