the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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