Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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