ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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