i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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